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Redefining "Dittohead"

spingirl | 27 June, 2006 13:58

Poor Rush Limbaugh. Rush, the man from the right, who hates the left, is now feeling down, all because he couldn't get it up.

That's right. As CNN reports, the conservative commentator, Rush Limbaugh, was stopped by customs agents upon returning to the US from the Dominican Republic and found to be carrying Viagra without a valid prescription.

Guess that puts a new spin on the term "Dittohead."

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On Corporate Wifehood

spingirl | 26 June, 2006 15:23

So, Scott, my dear husband, has been in middle management for the last two-and-a-half years, and during that time, I have managed to avoid involvement in most functions, for one reason or another. I missed regional conferences, golf get-togethers, you know, your basic schmoozefests. This may have been a good thing, on the whole, because schmoozing is so not my thing. Kissing ass is definitely not my thing. And for two-and-a-half years, I was lucky enough to have work conflicts that kept me from having to attend corporate functions.

Well, last week, my luck ran out. And I had to play the *dun, dun, dun* CORPORATE WIFE!!!

That's right. I, who am queen of the tactless and irreverent comment, had to spend 5 days playing Corporate Wife at a company regional conference in Florida. I'm not sure how I managed to make it out alive.

Yeah, sure, on the surface it sounds fun. Spend the day relaxing by the pool reading or out in town shopping, spend the evening drinking and hobnobbing. But there were so many perils, so many dangers, so many traps that I had to watch out for. And all of this while wearing heels!

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Not a nitwit, not yet a complete imbecile

spingirl | 15 June, 2006 16:39

Oh, Bit-Bit. You're at again. Sometimes, I can't help but shake my head and sigh when Britney Spears ends up in the media for the umpteenth time.

This time, Mrs. Federline asked to sit down with Matt Lauer for an interview. Keep that tidbit in mind - she asked for the interview. And boy did she provide some fantastic soundbits!

Per the CNN preview, Ms. Spears descibes herself as an "emotional wreck." I can at least agree with the wreck part of that statement. There is a certain delicious sense of schadenfreude in watching the Britney-Spears-Train fly wildly off the track and crash into a million fiery pieces. I mean, there was the original quickie wedding, then the affair with K-Fed, then the sinfully tacky wedding to K-Fed, then the fact that she decided to bear one of K-Fed's many children, and now, that she is pregnant yet again by Kevin Federline. What a wreck indeed.

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