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The Tom Cruise Show

And speaking of vomit inducing...Just in time for Valentine's Day, that master of couch-jumping, the poster boy for the necessity of psychotropic medications, Tom Cruise, is busy issuing denials in light of reports that he and his faux-lady love, Katie Holmes, have broken up.

Really, could we even have had Valentine's Day without TomKat butting in? Both TomKat and V-Day are shining examples of what commercialism, marketing excess, fake sentiment, and too much sugar can do. So, I think not.

Life and Style Magazine reported yesterday: "Multiple insiders confirmed the story to Life & Style, with one longtime friend of Tom's saying: 'Their relationship is basically over.'"

To say a relationship is over, though, implies that there was a relationship to start with. Somehow, I'm not sure that Katie Holmes agreeing to be the beard for Tom after he interviewed several other actresses actually constitutes a relationship. But, then, that's just me.

"Another friend adds: 'They both agreed that the marriage wouldn't work and they wanted to end it before they learned to hate each other.'"

We already hate them, so I guess it was only a matter of time before they also learned to hate each other.

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