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Old Navy needs to be deployed

spingirl | 09 December, 2005 21:46

You know, the Old Navy television ads have always been annoying. Even back when they had the cute dog, Magic in them (and I adore dogs, so that means a lot coming from me). But their new ads are just way freaking beyond annoying. You know the ones I'm talking about - with Kristin Chenoweth. She's the short blond with the super cheesy line delivery. Look, I'm sure she's a great actress and all, but her voice grates something awful. So irritating. It almost makes me want to listen to Fran Drescher read the phone book. Almost. Someone needs to tell Old Navy that all publicity is not good publicity and irritating potential customers is not a good business decision. Which leads me to another point:

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Advice for a somnolent lass

spingirl | 09 December, 2005 12:10

Dear spingirl,

Hiii. I have a problem. I won this modeling show, and became a model. And it was like, waaaaoooow, I’m a totally different person now. See, I had a lot of problems in the last couple of years that I thought having a Mohawk would get rid of. But I’m not going to go into any details about why I was angry or troubled, because leaving it vague makes it more dramatic and mysterious and makes it seem like I have depth. So, like I was saying, I went on this modeling show and in spite of my obviously non-existent personality, I won. It was the most amaaaazing moment of my life. I had to take two extra Valium just to stay calm. Suddenly, I was a real life fashion model. Waaooow.

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